Why might you ask?
Well, today is the day that not only my parents, but also the entire world was blessed with ME. It truly is a wonderful day!
I don't like to say that today is my birthday because the word birthday has a tendency to be a naughty word when it is used against me. Birthday always means that I are getting older. I do not like getting older...especially when my family and dear friends delight in tormenting me about being old and decrepit. So, I stopped getting older...the same time that I stopped celebrating my "birthday". Now I just celebrate the day that you all were graced with my presence. I know this day is a great honor to you all.
So with that in mind, I hope that everyone of you goes out today and makes it a wonderful day! Enjoy yourself and the fact that you are blessed to have me in your life.
(P.S. I hope that everyone takes this post with the "tongue and cheek" manner that I wrote it with. My wonderful family and friends have been calling and harassing me since midnight about today. I just had to "get back" at them.)
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